Fun Golf Jokes & Golf Trivia
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In this section of Golf Training Aids Reviewed, you'll find all kinds of fun trivia about the game of golf, including:
- The Real Name of Tiger Woods
- How to Have Tiger Woods Attitude
- Great Golf Photos of Famous PGA and LPGA Stars
- Golf Jokes
- The Unspoken Rules of Golf Etiquette
We've loaded this section with some great golf videos, including the famous shot that Tiger Woods chipped in on the 16 th hole of Augusta , the pivotal turning point for Tiger winning the 2006 Masters Championship.
If you'd like to add anything to this section, please slip me a note with a link or and article or video. If it's great golf content, I'll gladly post it.
Cheers
Colin
The amazing golf ball
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
The problems with golf
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.Copyright ©2006 Golf Training Aids Reviewed, All Rights Reserved.
